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Feelings |
Van Gough in a Bar |
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Abstract
Art |
Love that colour |
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Painting
the Church |
The
Painting Thief |
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Evaluating This Painting |
Paint
a Chair |
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Fred The Brilliant Artist |
Artists
Impression |
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Vampires |
Change A Light Bulb |
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Modern Art Gallery |
The
Louvre
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American Drawing |
Retirement Home |
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Two
Coats of Paint |
Wages |
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The
White House |
Dutch Artists |
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If Airlines Sold Paint |
Rare Artwork |
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The
Road Painter |
Artists
Wages
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Mona Lisa |
Art Sale
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Paint Store |
Doctor,
Doctor |
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DIY Wardrobe |
DIY
Guy |
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New
Style of Canvas |
Bright
Behind |
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Painting
Pig |
Picasso's
Last Painting |
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Joist
A Small Problem |
Underwater
Painting |
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Air
Brush Art |
Painting The Road |
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Instant Art |
Art House |
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| Quotes | |||
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Every
child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows
up. Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973) |
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Skill
without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects
such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us
modern art. |
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You
cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) |
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Everything
you can imagine is real. Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973) |
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[Abstract
art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the
utterly bewildered. Al Capp (1909 - 1979) |
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Painting:
The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them
to the critic. Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary |
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There
are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others
who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow
spot into the sun. Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973) |
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Creativity
is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to
keep. Scott Adams (1957 - ), 'The Dilbert Principle' |
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I
am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how
to do it. Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973) |
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I
shut my eyes in order to see. Paul Gauguin (1848 - 1903) |
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Every
artist was first an amateur. Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) |
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Any
fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell
it. Samuel Butler |
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One
does a whole painting for one peach and people think just the opposite-that
that particular peach is but a detail. Pablo Picasso |
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Art
is either plagiarism or revolution. |
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Art
is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist
does the better. Andre Gide (1869 - 1951 |
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Art
is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment
is recognition of the pattern. Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947) |
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Art
is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of
his personality to the world he lives in. Amy Lowell (1874 - 1925) |
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I
believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels,
most would choose none. Ben Shahn (1898 - 1969) |
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